Thanks to everyone who voted in last week's poll. We settled that issue once and for all, the cops aren't any different in Clemson than they are in Columbia.
This weeks poll deals with a fan favorite topic. We'll explore how South Carolina would fare with Clemson's schedule.
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4 comments:
It was a trick poll. There are no cops in Clemson. Only Brad Scott's fatass eating all the food.
lmao
Clemson doesn't need cops, remember? It's the best place on earth and nothing bad happens there. They fill up the stadium every week, the earth shakes because they're so loud, and the fire marshall has to threaten to shut them down because there are so many people. They have to let another 96,000 in after the first half just to keep things fair.
What a strange perception Clemson tries to give people. From players running 4 second flat 40's to selling out every single home game.
Clemson has cops? Nah, it's just Tommy riding around on horseback and shooting up the bad guys.
They get publicity just like they do when they announce their attendance. It is all about perception with Clemson. They lie and people believe them giving sports writers the perception that Clemson is ultra-talented and have a fan base that sells out every game. It is quite a ploy but could be quickly dismissed if any of these writers actually did some real research instead of just trusting Clemson for the real truth.
And Tommy's horse is named Mcslapahoe in honor of having one of his players who beats women still on the team. Don't worry, he's still gathering the facts.
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