Friday, October 10, 2008

Weekend Winners

Illinois -12 Minnesota
Arkansas +18.5 Auburn
Penn St. -6 Wisco
SCAR/Kent. under 38.5
Georgia -12.5 Tenn
LSU +6 Florida
Tulsa -24.5 SMU
Ark. St./ULM over 54
Indiana +5 Iowa
Oklahoma -6.5 texas
Temple +7.5 CMU
Washington St. +30 Oregon St.
Texas Tech -20.5 Nebraska
Colorado +14 Kansas

14 comments:

Tommy Bowden said...

Does anyone on here know Jim Grobe's phone number?

Tommy Bowden said...

And don't tell me it's 911, I already fell for that one daggumit.

Anonymous said...

Hi, Bowden! In the interest of competitive spirit, I went ahead and mailed you a copy of our playbook for next year. You will notice there are only four plays. 1) Run up the middle. 2) Screen pass 3) Punt 4) Victory kneeldown. I also included a headset tuned to our frequency so you can listen to which play we call. We will refer to them as "One", "Two", "Three", and "Four". So for instance, if I say "One", you should instruct your defensive players (you should have eleven of them on the field) to defend a run up the middle. If you have any questions, hit me up on my Crackberry; I should be available the rest of the week as we have given the players the next few days off. Now if you'll excuse me, my microwave Johnny Cakes are ready.

Anonymous said...

OMG LIKE IT'S TOTALLY TIME FOR 10 THINGS I LEARNED THIS WEEKEND

1) SEC ISNT THAT GOOD LOLOLOL

2) BIG 12 OMG OMG OMG *FWAP FWAP FWAP*

3) LOL CAROLINA OFFENSE WORSE THAN CLEMSON THEY'RE LUCKY GARCIA IS ON THE BENCH THEY WON'T WIN ANYMORE GAMES(THIS TIME I'M SERIOUS)

4) CLEMSON PRESENTS TO YOU YET ANOTHER EPIC FAIL BROUGHT TO YOU IN PART BY THE COACHES

5-10) I'M AN EPIC FAIL MYSELF

Anonymous said...

Big 12's offense and QB play is head and shoulders better than anyone. Easily. Their offenses are incredible to watch.

But defense? Defense seems to be very low in the Big 12. SEC is the league of defense and speed. Head and shoulders above the rest.

Big 12's offenses are fun to watch, but most of those teams just don't stand out to you on defense. And no, I'm not an SEC homer because I'm a Carolina fan. That's just what I see when I watch Big 12 teams and SEC teams play. Big, fast, aggressive defenses in the SEC...and explosive, fast, very good offenses in the Big 12.

And nobody needs to read too much into Florida's beatdown of LSU. Florida is damn good, but it also is in between their offense being good and LSU just isn't as good as people originally thought this season.

Anonymous said...

looks like y'all finally wised up and fired your king of mediocrity (and that's being kind). Should've fired Rob Spence too.

Anonymous said...

I wish I could put a green blinking light around Dawg's comment just to prove how dead-on he is.

Anonymous said...

Dude-
We're waiting...
What the hell are we paying you for-
Start Blawging...

Anonymous said...

There isn't much he can say at this point. He's out of ammo. His team is a complete joke to college football, who just fired their joke of a head coach and OC. Carolina keeps on winning with a very good defense and a offense that is obviously above average with GARCIA(not Chris "Throw 500 interceptions" Smelley). There isn't much to say for a Clemson fan at this point.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, Clemson sucks-
But I'm hearing some pretty cocky tones from some of you gamecock fans-
Yeah-you haven't lost in a while-
But you haven't played anybody but an overrated Georgia team-
(and don't bring up Ole Miss-I know you want to-but don't-they suck)
If the cocks win one more GOOD game-I will give yall props-because after that Wofford game-I thought yall were in the toilet-
But-this season is going about like every season for the cocks:
A nail biter with Georgia-
A couple of wins over mediocre/poor SEC teams-
Then you lose to:
Tennessee-(maybe not, though-Tennessee is pretty bad, but I just get the feeling they'll win that game)
I think the Florida game and LSU games will be closer than people think, but still losses-
So we'll see-
But let's not get too big for the ol britches-
But then again-that is what this blog USED to be all about-
At some point, it lost focus-sort of like Clemson-
Funny how that played out...

Anonymous said...

Cocky tones? If you want to call it that, go ahead. Whatever helps you sleep at night. Overrated Georgia teams? Overrated as in they aren't one of THE BEST teams in the country, true. People had them number one because they thought they were that good. While they aren't that good, they still are very good. Saying they are overrated only takes them so far, considering they were number one. Yeah, the same sucky Ole Miss team who took down Florida. Florida had a bad game, right? Again...whatever helps you sleep at night. Still had to come and play, right? Carolina will beat Tennessee, Arkansas, and Clemson. Especially Clemson. LSU and Florida will be tough games, true, but this game against LSU will see how we really are. A solid RS freshman running an offense who is now getting its shit together and a very good defense versuses a very potent LSU team...even if they did get their ass handed to them by Florida. And Florida? Hell, who knows. Carolina will finish with a minimum of 8 wins.

Not getting too big for the britches. We don't have any reason to. That's just how I, personally, feel the season playing out.

The irony of it all is that this blog is meant to make fun of Carolina fans and Carolina in general, but what's the use now? Most Clemson fans thought this would be THE season for Clemson..and simply...it isn't. He could back up all this Carolina shit with his Tigers playing like champs. But since that obviously hasn't happened, it's all a huge joke. Clemson isn't worth two shits, recruits are decommitting like crazy because of your head coach and OC heading out, and all is wrong in Clemson. There isn't anything happening in Carolina right now that any Clemson fan can mock Carolina for. It'd be a huge joke either way. So I guess you could call this whole situation the biggest back-fire ever.

Even so, I'd like Owner to continue to do his blogs. Even though nothing he says holds much ground, it's still fun...right...right? Come on.

Anonymous said...

Overrated in the sense that when Georgia plays Carolina, rankings can go out the window-
For whatever reason you want to chalk it up to-
That game is always close-
My personal opinion(not that anyone cares or it matters at all) is that it has been a close game for so long, that no matter what GA is ranked, Carolina knows they can hang with them-because they always do-there is no intimidation level...
Georgia is a good team-
Mark Richt has done/is doing a really good job-
Not Saban good-but then again, he can't pay his players as much as Saban can, he doesn't make as much money-(Honestly, the fact that Alabama is this good this fast blows my mind-its like the Braves in '91)
Georgia is a more of a contender now than they've been since the early 80's...
But they still can't win THE big game
They can win some big games, but not THE big game, whatever that game may be-
Still, for some reason or another-they always seem to be overrated at the beginning of the season-
Probably because they tend to finish strong...

Anonymous said...

And I guess that's why they call it the blues.

Anonymous said...

(A moment of silence in respect of TigerNation and Mega-Fag's grief)

Now, moving on, we should seriously be more considerate of Mega-Fag (owner). These are tumultuous times for him and tiger fans. I have unconfirmed reports that this is owner himself calling into a local tv station - check this out -

link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoifMZd5Ewg