About the Author, Continued

I really got some great questions today. Let's get right to it.

1. Who do you think would win in a no holds barred cage match between Steve Taneyhill and Kimbo Slice? Anyone who can beat Clemson in Death Valley would have no trouble whipping Kimbo's ass.

2. Do you know more about football than soonerpanic? Nobody does.

3. Can you start a photo gallery? This question isn't about me, so I will not answer it. But I think I probably can, and I'll look into it.

4. Why do you suck so bad?Also, have you always been a turkey or is this a recent development?Thank you. A two-parter, and a good one at that. Suck is, of course, subjective. In your case, I think you probably feel that way about me, b/c you are a South Carolina fan, and the fact that I am a Clemson fan gives you an inferiority complex. That is natural and understandable. As for the second part of your question, the answer is I have always been a big turkey.

5. When am I going to get out of jail? Bu$hleaguer. What are you in for?

6. Three Questions:
1. What are your predictions for clemson and usc season? Clemson will go 11-1 and win the ACC Championship. South Carolina will go 6-6, and get a bowl bid b/c they added 2 more extra bowls this year.
2. How much time to you spend on your computer everyday? I would say, on average, I spend 8-10 hours a day on my computer.
3. Which is Dorkier, Star Wars or Lord of the Rings? I've never seen any of the Lord of the Rings movies, so I will definitely say Lord of the Rings.
4. On a scale of 1-10 how gay are you? 6 being the gayest. 3

7. Name your 5 favorite college teams and 5 least favorite college teams. Tell a funny joke.

5 Favorite: Clemson, Georgia, Auburn, Oklahoma, NC State
5 Least Favorite: South Carolina, Notre Dame, Texas, UNC, Virginia

Funny Joke: The South Carolina Gamecocks

8. Is it true that you outed yourself as hot soup when you started this blog, as the original "authors" name was hot soup instead of #7? No

9. Hey clemson blogfag why are you so freaking gay and obviusly take it up the pecker at least 11 times a day. and yes that "11" is on purpose, becuase that is how many games SOS is going to lead us to victory this season!!!! Great question, anonymous. I

10. Who is the best QB to ever play at Tater U and why?Rodney WilliamsCharlie WhithurstWoodrow DantzlerHomer Jordan? Charlie Whitehurst - He is the only one to beat the Gamecocks 4 years in a row.

11. If Clemson fails, who's the next coach? Dan Marino

Where has Spurrier stumbled? How would you fix it? He has stumbled the same way Lou did: trying to create a quick fix by taking anyone with talent, regardless of character. There is no way to fix it. Ever.

Danny Ford's favorite drink, be specific. I know the answer. Miller Lite

12. Would you rather see Clemson win a national title or spend an entire year at the playboy mansion with all playmates at your disposal?If you actually choose nat'l title will that affect your gayness scale rating? It depends on who we beat in the championship game.

For those of you who don't know, the ESPN College Football Encyclopedia is the single greatest reference book ever written. Every team is profiled in detail by a chosen sportswriter. Not surprisingly, the writer chosen to profile the Gamecocks, Geoffrey Norman, is a complete idiot. To give you an idea the depth to which South Carolina fans will stoop, here is a quote from his profile in the ESPN College Football Encyclopedia: "Unlike many other states, in South Carolina, the aggie school receives favorable political treatment and, thus, has a decided advantage in football." I don't know if I've ever seen such excusatory paranoia in my life, but if I have I can't remember it. Think about what this guy just said. He is claiming that the flagship state school is at a political disadvantage. Now for some real fun, just watch and see how many gamecock fans defend his statement. While we're waiting for that, let's visit some quality MOAG.

On the team's constant legal issues:

- what happen to the good old days when the cops just confiscated or dumped the beer out and sent you home? thats what happened to me a few times in high school. Lawyers ended that tradition. Suppose they let a kid go and if he gets in an accident, some scumbag lawyer will sue everyone they can possibly get a dollar from.

On losing a recruit to Clemson, and later finding a picture of him holding 20 Gs:

- I have sent an email and picture of Mr Paige holding the money to the NCAA representative as well. I think the more this is brought up to the NCAA, they will have no other choice than to look into this.We know that Clemson is dirty, this is a chance to possibly show not only the NCAA but the nation that Clemson is still up to their old tricks and this sort of behavior will not be tolerated. Maybe the media will follow up on this as well. I guess I have some more emails to send out..I mean one of the media outlets has to put something in their wraps about it...here goes.

- I tried to tell you folks that Klampscum was up to their old tricks again but none of you would listen. My statement was that they didn't sign a class like the one they just got even when they were previously caught cheating. Make some noise and keep it up or this will not be investigated. Remember that BillyBobElroyDufus and the Klanscum "compliance" officer worked for the NCAA before landing at Clumpscum. Those two were able to get a player eligible that did not have the grades. Also,Tammy's brother admitted that he knew who the bag man was at Auburn and guess who one of the assistant coaches was? None other than Tammy himself. If Terry knew, lill brother also knew and ignored it. I believe it is called "plausable deniability"! I have been hearing this crap here in Florida for months!

- Just to kinda clue YOU in , Page won't be the ONLY name you hear when this is over !!!!!!!!

On a true freshman, virtually unknown quarterback recruit:

- what do you think about Aramis Hillary out of Strom Thurmond High School in Johnston, SC getting into the action over the summer in hopes of becoming the starting quarterback? He is very athletic, fast, and good with the ball in his hands. Spurrier really praises him. I went to high school with him and he and his family really love football. He even gets good grades and stays out of trouble. He was rated the #14 top dual threat quarterback in the nation in 2008 by Rivals.com. Is this the quarterback that is needed to run Spurrier's Cock-N-Fire/Fun-N-Gun (with a running quarterback) Offense? I think with him controlling the offense, the Gamecocks can be unstoppable!

On when Spurrier will win his first SEC Championship:

- SOS gets his this year

- I think we are close in football. Perhaps this year or next.

- I say that we shock the NCAA and that both SOS and DH win the SEC next year, right after Tanner wins the SEC and NC this year. Look at UGA's run in the SEC BB Tourney this year - we will be better coached, have better talent, and lose less talent to graduation, so it is definitely possible.
The amazing thing is that it is actually quite possible! Let's all be positive and supportive - Go Cocks!

On the '08 Georgia game:

- My thoughts are the same as every year , we'll beat ya into a COMA !!

- uga will go down 24-13. You may be loaded, but you fire too many blanks usually when you come to cola town no matter how much talent you have.

*editor's note: Georgia has lost twice in Columbia since S. Carolina joined the SEC. They have won 6 times

- We win because our D will be better than theirs. Hell, their defense couldn't stop our anemic offense last year.

- I'm expecting something to the tune of a 20-17 win.

- When the Dawgs come to Columbia, it is an electrically charged atmosphere because they have come to play THE GAMECOCKS.

- UGA fans should respect the fact that SS has enjoyed great success against their Dawgs.

- People like to talk about us underachieving. But IMO UGA has underachieved more than anyone in the league.

On not being ranked in one pre-season top 25 poll:

- some suprises (to me anyway) all over this top 25. UT even in top 25 let alone #15 with Anige gone? Ohio St# 2? Illinios at 14 and Clemmons, master of the choke at #9 and look at all of the SEC teams there, UF, UGA, LSU, AUBURN??,UT, and we all knew Saban the Saint would get in. not any love thrown our way either. I don't get it.

- We would beat #1(West Virginia), #7(Missouri), #9(Clemson), and everyone ranked #10 or below.

On their '08 defense:

- We all know that defense wins championships and I am excited about ours. If our QBs put up stats like 12 for 18 and 173 yards. We put up 130-175 yards rushing and score 17-24 points (some defensive TDs as a bonus)on all our tougher teams, I think we will be all right. I cant wait for the 'Pack.