Folks, I think it was a big first week for Mind of a Gamecock. I appreciate everyone reading and leaving their comments. The blog will be on hiatus this weekend for a little retooling. What I want you, my loyal readers, to do, is leave any questions you have about the upcoming season. I will answer each and every one of them in Monday's blog. Participate.
Thanks again for reading.
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A semi-daily look into the highly dysfunctional mindset of Gamecock fans everywhere.
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The basic purpose of this blog is to provide a place where fans of college football can congregate and make fun of South Carolina fans. To help facilitate this derision, I will post the best thoughts and quotes heard from Gamecocks fans on a daily basis. All quotes are taken directly. I won't correct spelling or grammar. My contributors and I have discussed it, and we feel doing so would undermine the service we are providing. These are all 100% real, and 100% gamecock. I will update the blog every Wednesday. There is never a shortage of the gamecock delusion we have all come to know and enjoy. So please visit often, and enjoy MOAG as much as we do.
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14 comments:
Hello. Can you please give me a rundown on the Wofford Terriers season and your predictions for the rest of the SoCon. Thank you.
Hey man-
Whats yer favorite no doubt song?
How about the Human League?
Who is better: Cornelius Brothers and Sister Rose or Hamilton Joe Franklin? In 1984, in a street fight, who would win between Ralph Macchio and William Zabka? Also, do you think that Macchio and Zabka were friends in real life?
1980 Bulldogs or 81 Tigers?
Sparky Woods or Brad Scott?
In the movie Highlander, what do you envision as the "Prize?"
I have heard that the 80's band "Europe" once got some kid so pumped that he ran through a glass door. Is there any validity to this story-or is it just another urban legend?
Thanks and Goodnight.
Oh, one more question-
I hear there is a remarkable collection of short stories, something like "Back and Forth Inside a Phonebooth?"
Any idea who wrote it, where I can get a copy?
Thanks.
Why the hell are there so many Clemson fans living in Virginia, and why are they all a pack of retards who no nothing about football?
Seriously, one dude called "Aaron Kelley" "Kelley Aaron."
Safe to say that both USC and Clemson are jokes, but Clemson takes the prize for the sorriest fanbase on the planet.
Yeah, bro-
Virgina ROCKS!!!!
Yeah, not really. But good try, champ.
Beats that joke of a state South Caroliney though. Enjoy it, sandlappers.
Hey-don't know if anyone saw this the other day-
The only highpoint in a game where the Bravos blew a 6 run lead...
BTW-just out of curiosity-has anyone out there ever seen Blaine Boyer come out of the bullpen and not get shelled? Just curious...
Nevertheless, this is funny:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMwhzdEkVN8
Glad to see some people can agree with me, even with subtle sarcam as a side dish. Whatever helps you sleep at night.
The Bravos make me depressed. I miss the days when Smoltz, Glavine, and Maddux just destroyed the mounds and the Braves were a juggernaut...until they got to the post-season, usually. Oh well..one day. Bravos don't have a good mix of veteran and young talent. That and a pathetic bullpen doesn't equal wins.
If the moon was made of cheese would you eat it?
What about pork ribs?
What is your opinion on the broke back comments Bowden made on Kyle Parker in his baseball uniform?
Why is Tommy gay?
Why does he choose to pick his nose during gametime when the camera is on his ugly mug?
Why does he say some of the dumbest things imaginable?
What is your opinion on the economy struggle of Thailand and how can they fix the damn surplus mangament of the big corporations over there?
Why does McDonald's suck so bad?
Did the Taco Bell dog succumb to AIDS?
Wow. Judging by all questions shot at you, I'll have to say that your blog is doing quite well and is very successful. And by all that I mean it's a complete joke and nobody is taking this thing seriously.
Good efforts, but one thing you fail to realize is after a few blog entries people lose interest. Now all you have is a bunch of random people typing random crap and asking you funny questions that have NOTHING to do with anything. Sorry, it's a joke now and hardly anyone pays attention to it. Thanks for playing.
Maybe a Gamecock fan can make Mind of a Clemson fan.
Safe to say there'd be a lot more quotes because Clemson fans say a hell of a lot more stupid shit than USC fans, believe it or not. I would know, I love with too damn many of them. You act as though you're shocked at the number of dumb quotes on FGF. You haven't heard anything yet.
"I love with too damn many of them."
A typo, most likely.
But suspicious. A Freudian typo, perhaps...
"Wow. Judging by all questions shot at you, I'll have to say that your blog is doing quite well and is very successful. And by all that I mean it's a complete joke and nobody is taking this thing seriously."
I believe that's the point, dude.
I mean I could be wrong, but I don't think this blog was started to provide the best commentary, stats, etc. for the upcoming season. I can see how it can be confusing, though. I remember being a little peeved when "Fire Ron Zook" didn't accurately cover the UF/LSU game.
Welcome aboard, asshead.
I was just wondering what it would actually take in order for the cocks to get their heads out of eachother's asses. Do they not know that they are the laughing stock of college football? Spurrier will not be able to win there. Once he leaves, their program will be undone (not that it's in the best shape now). I hope your dog gets better.
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