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A semi-daily look into the highly dysfunctional mindset of Gamecock fans everywhere.
Mission Statement
The basic purpose of this blog is to provide a place where fans of college football can congregate and make fun of South Carolina fans. To help facilitate this derision, I will post the best thoughts and quotes heard from Gamecocks fans on a daily basis. All quotes are taken directly. I won't correct spelling or grammar. My contributors and I have discussed it, and we feel doing so would undermine the service we are providing. These are all 100% real, and 100% gamecock. I will update the blog every Wednesday. There is never a shortage of the gamecock delusion we have all come to know and enjoy. So please visit often, and enjoy MOAG as much as we do.
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21 comments:
What's there to say? NC State is horrible. Clemson isn't much better, but at least their offense has an identity(excluding the horrific o-line). You said Clemson would score triple what USC scored on NC State. So do you really think 102 will rain down upon NC State, or are you just that big of a fan of hyperboles? Want to make a bet? You down for Firehouse Subs? Awesome.
Here's to Clemson's new, treaded two-point stance that will last one game before the coaches finally get through their head that the o-line just isn't good.
I don't think you can "tread" a two-point stance, but we see your point.
So it's 7-6 Clemsux after one quarter. I'm still waiting to see Clemson score triple the points USC put on NC State like Owner predicted, because at this rate Clemson be lucky to barely win.
How in the blue hell is Maryland beating California 21-3?
27-9? Weak, dude. Weak.
Hey Matt - 14-7 'weak, dude, weak'. you guys should wait until you actually win a game in the sec before you start talking shit about other conferences. clemson may suck this season, but you suck worse.
and owner, you've let this site really slip. what's up with "later" posts. are we supposed to hold our breath while you sit around and play with yourself? either shut the site down or get on with it.
James, my good amigo, I was not pounding my chest chanting "SEC! SEC! SEC!" I was merely picking fun at Owner because after USC's beatdown of NC State Owner stated he was not impressed and that Clemson would beat NC State even worse. Actually, many Clemson fans stated that. Imagine that. Clemson won yesterday, but if USC looked "bad" in a 34-0 win, I don't want to imagine how Clemson looked in a 27-9 win. Now run along and go watch NFL football while mommy and daddy discuss football.
Thank you, Mr.Ferricon.
No. No, I'm not. Proving Fail's theory correct and making James look like a dipshit. Congrats, James. The Georgia-USC game was a damn good game, but thanks for remiding us of the score, dumbass.
So James, what college do YOU pull for?
See how I asked the question before making a shitty assumption on who you pulled for? Common sense is a nice thing to have.
matt and epic fali,
as soon as you both are done giving eachother reach-arounds, please do tell the rest of us who you pull for. i, myself, am a florida fan - born and raised.
matt, while you may not be a usc fan, i'm sure they'd be glad to have you.
epic fail, i can't say the same about you. no one wants you. but thanks for butting into a conversation that didn't include you. it's pretty easy to sit here and throw stones at people behind 'epic fail'. now run along and make up some excuses why your team is still in the top 4 in their conference. thanks for playing fag.
A Florida fan? Awesome. Well, let me put my "reach around" to Matt on hiatus and ask you this. Why do so many Florida fans talk shit to Spurrier? Not USC, but their coach. After what he did for your program how would any human being with a brain stem insult him? Go after USC all you want, but you and the rest of the Gator Nation should be proud of the fact that he made you what you are today. Florida was barely a whisper in the world of college football before Spurrier came along. It was actually kind of sad. So why insult a man that made you even worth two shits?
Oh, and how exactly do you hide behind a name you use for a blog? Your name is James, but does that mean anything else to me? Not a damn thing. So I could name myself Owner, Yawn, Brett, Matt, and even James and does it make any difference to anyone? Oh, and you're welcome. I figured since it IS an open blog I would butt in to the wise Florida fan who enjoys assuming whose someone's team is.
You guys need to quit with the cyber reach-arounds. Bad policy here.
Since there isn't much to say at this point in time because Owner is having some personal issues(*tear drop*) I'll have to jump into the conversation? Do you mind that Florida fan? Or can you find something to bitch at me about to besides "LOL 14-7 SPURRIER *FWAP FWAP FWAP* Calm down, Franceen. EF does pose a legit question. I've heard numerous Florida fans give Spurrier so much shit since he left? Are they sad he left, or are most Florida fans just that ignorant on the signifance that Spurrier had on Florida's program. Like EF said, Florida was absolutely nothing until Spurrier got there. The least Florida fans could do is give him a "Thanks, Coach!" It's actually the polar opposite of that.
Man, James, you sure do have a way with words.
What the hell am I saying, you're Florida fan. My bad, dude. Sometimes I forget just how articulate a Gator fan can be, especially on the internet.
You guys can jump on my back all you want, but I think we all know when it comes down to game time, we will walk the dog on your ass. Me and the people I tailgate with and hang out with do not give any crap to SS. Why would we? Coach Meyer is a heck of a coach and Lord knows Tebow is really tough to beat. So before you start lumping all Gator fans together, please check yourself. Afterall, look at what the Old Ball Coach is doing down there at USC east...absolutely nothing. Is that his fault? Or is the fault of the players? You tell me... Either way, I can't wait for your defense to try and stop our offense. Should be fun to watch.
Oh yeah, Brett and Dave, you guys are awesome. Thanks for your 2 cents. Do I need to ask who you pull for or should I just assume that you are cocks?
Well, you've already prove your worth with assumptions, so just go ahead and lump us up with any fanbase you want. Hell, why not Tennessee Tech? Make things interesting.
Oh, and I wasn't lumping Florida fans together. Having lived around Florida fans most of my life, I've come to love the fanbase. The Swamp is THE place to be during a night football game. But a solid majority of Florida fans I talk to now adays always love to jump on the anti-Spurrier bandwagon. Nothing against you, just stating what I've come to realize with a lot of Florida fans.
Oh, and as for USC defense against Florida offense. Assuming USC hasn't suffered the injuries like it did last season, the game should be a lot of fun. I was pretty impressed with how USC's defense played Saturday, but Florida's offense is a different animal. By then USC's offense might have some cohesion, and IF that's the case I'd expect a good game like the last time they tusseled in The Swamp. We'll see.
Ownerman,
Really? This is it? We must resort to fellow commentor bantor? It's like a glorified chatroom where we can all talk about how bad you are at running this sight. I will admit, the first week or two you had me interested. I laughed. Then came what we now all know as the Bama Beatdown, and you have been slipping ever since. It's almost like that game was some sort of seizure that left the funny/ingenuitive part of your brain in a blurred state. Since then it's been "bonified reasons for absence" and promised predictions that don't come till after the games and now your tigers spit up on themselves against a team that is by all accounts TERRIBLE and here we are in a ghost town again. I understand you may have a job and/or family responsibilities, but at least post when you say you are going to post. Otherwise, we're gonna quit looking. And that's fine, and a little funny. It's what I would call mindofatiger.
A brilliant deduction from my man, Tits. Give it up for the punctual, yet very refined, Tits!
preciate that yawn. just speaking the truth.
Oh, I know you were. I was just poking fun at your comment. You're right though. I loved it.
We might be going to hell in a bucket. But atleast we are enjoying the ride!
I heard that, Dave. You plant ice, you're gonna harvest wind.
That was the most badass internet thread EVER, Owner. Man, you're almost as cool as your Mr. Stewart friend, and even cooler than that dude with the horrible teeth.
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