Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Vic Koenning, We Hardly Knew Ye

Clemson defensive coordinator, Vic Koenning, has been fired. This move, one of the best Coach Tommy Bowden has made during his tenure at Clemson, comes on the heels of some of the crappiest defense Clemson has ever played.

Folks, this is the headline you should be reading some time around early December. If you follow the Clemson program at all, you may have read that Bowden stopped himself several times yesterday when he started to say something about the defense. When pressed about it today, Bowden said he "couldn't remember" what that was about. Allow me to read between the lines for you. Bowden knows that it's time to get rid of his vastly overrated defensive coordinator. Few teams in the conference, if not the country, possess as much defensive speed and talent as Clemson, but most, if not all, teams play better defense. But these are just facts. Let me get to the real reason Bowden should fire Koenning. He is a grade-A, world class, bag of dicks. Rarely does he open his mouth without making this fact even more painfully obvious than it was just seconds before. Within the last 3 weeks, Koenning has straight-faced accused 2 Alabama freshmen of being involved in recruiting violations. He even made it a point to say he was being serious. Then, today, he actually had the audacity to say he never thought he'd find himself wanting Tramaine Billie and Nick Watkins back. These are two former Clemson players, who busted their asses for 5 years for the Clemson football program. They played through personal tragedy and hardships most of us will never experience. If you polled 1000 Clemson fans tomorrow, I guarantee you 999 would trade Koenning away for Billie and Watkins. I am seriously pissed off right now. Vic Koenning isn't worth the $100 bills I wipe my ass with. I can't wait, CAN'T WAIT, until he is fired at the end of the year. It will be one of the most glorious firings in the history of the world. I will blog about it.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

so, uummm..., what about this last blog has to do with the "mind of a gamecock"? you sure have changed owner man. i feel your pain, but i'd rather laugh at stupid gamecock fans. got anything today???

Anonymous said...

Do you not feel that Tommy Bowden's tenure should end now as well? This is a completely objective question, by the way.

Anonymous said...

It appears as though this site should be called "mind of a tiger." Where's the condemnation of dilusional gamecock fans? It appears as though the dilusion is now with you, considering the claims of still being one of the best teams in the nation... Remember not to stray from what your site is supposed to be about, because now it looks as though your turning into exactly what this site aims to belittle, only you're wearing orange.

Anonymous said...

well put confused. MOAT sounds about right to me. lets hope owner gets back to doing what he does best - pissing off cock fans!

Unknown said...

Confused, I think you are confused.

Take that.

Anonymous said...

Owner, this is not a way to earn back my respect. At times your site seems to be your serious opinions on the "dilusional" mind of gamecock fans and how pathetic you feel we are. Then at other times you act like a child who found out you can cuss on the internet without mommy finding out. And now you are using this as a platform for how bad you hate your coaches- your a tiger fan NO SHIT you hate your coaches. Figure out what you want this site to be about and stick to it because you are looking dumber and dumber by the day. Oh, and why can't I say your name when you post your fat face for the world to see. (good call on the vertical lines with the paint-very slimming).

Anonymous said...

Jeez, Cocky.
Lay off the roids-or are you "in the Fucking zone?"

Anonymous said...

i was hoping for a better comeback, i must be dilusional...

Unknown said...

Cocky, you should be proud to know that you, and people like you, are my target demographic. This site pisses you off so much that you have taken it personally. Yet you will still continue to come read and comment. You can't help yourself, and that's what makes me, and this blawg, so awesome.

Anonymous said...

But I don't get anymore responses? Dis-a-ppointing...

Unknown said...

You don't really say anything interesting.

Anonymous said...

i think you just don't know how to respond. take that!