Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Widespread Panic

Folks, it's panic time. Another haymaker has been fired from Columbia, SC. They are becoming more frequent these days, but it isn't surprising to this blogger. This time, the center of the controversy is recruiting. We all know recruiting is a cut throat side of college football, a side most of us never get the opportunity to see first-hand. But we all got a front row seat for Columbia radio host, Kevin McCrary's melt down yesterday. McCrary decided to accuse the owner of a popular Clemson recruiting website of sending packets of information, containing the laundry list of recent criminal behavior that has occured within the S. Carolina football team, to an unknown number of recruits, for whom Clemson and South Carolina may be battling. The fact that these truth packets were sent is not in question. What is in question, is what information does Mr. McCrary have that led him to his accusatory rant. Sadly, it all comes back, again, to Coach Steve Spurrier.

Yesterday Coach Spurrier held a press conference, during which he announced he knew exactly who had sent out the truth packets. While he did not name any names, a clear inference can be drawn from the fact that a short time later, this particular website host was being slammed and defamed as the guilty party, all without the slightest disclosure of evidence. I'm not particularly concerned with Kevin McCrary's role in this saga. I am concerned with what led to such an irresponsible, and unprofessional, cry session on the air. As in most of these cases, it all comes back to the mind of a gamecock.

Anyone who follows recruiting knows that South Carolina is being handed its proverbial hat this year on the recruiting trail. They are barely beating out the likes of Buffalo and Akron for their players. They are getting beaten by the likes of Duke. And they are getting absolutely crushed by their in-state rival, as well as several other key SEC rivals. It's panic time. And why shouldn't it be? Coach Spurrier came here to save South Carolina football. To raise the bar to the likes of Georgia, Florida, LSU, and Tennessee. As most of us predicted, that hasn't happened. This fact, combined with a decades long inferiority complex, has led to genuine paranoia. They can't keep up with the big boys, so it has to be someone else's fault. It doesn't matter who. Just pick someone and blame him. A sense of impending doom will do that to a person, or group of people. This particular group of people is the South Carolina fanbase, and it's spreading like wildfire. Spurrier won't be around much longer, and they know if they don't win now, they likely won't have another chance for a long, long time. It doesn't help that Clemson's program, when compared to their own, is on the rise in every way imaginable. Media, local and national, is covering the Tigers in a way we haven't enjoyed for almost 2 decades. Recruiting is at an all time high. Our facilities are better. Our team is better. Our coaching staff is better. We've beaten them 9 of the last 11. It's panic time indeed, and the cocks are pulling out all the stops.

We don't know yet what will become of this latest fracas. We might not ever know. We likely won't ever know the identity of the person, or persons, responsible for sending out the truth packets to recruits. Honestly, it really doesn't matter. What we do know, is that those with the mind of a gamecock, from the lowliest Lexington resident to the HBC himself, are grasping at straws, desperately seeking someone to blame for their own ineptitude. One of their trusted own has even told them that the accused is not guilty of the charges. But it won't matter. They'll continue to repeat it until it just becomes accepted as fact. To all Clemson fans, I say just sit back and enjoy the finger pointing. Don't get riled up over these frivolous accusations. Let them waste their time and energy on it. Come November, we'll beat them again. They'll finish their season in the skids again. Come February, we'll sign a better recruiting class again. Come next July, we will be the target of more baseless, desperate mud-slinging again. The sun will rise and set. Gamecock players will get arrested in 5 Points. Coach Spurrier will complain to anyone who will listen, and continue the painful transformation into a caricature of himself. Life will go on. But most importantly, MOAG will go on.....and on.......and on. In my book, that is no reason to panic.

Now, to celebrate this latest dumpster fire, let's check out some of their thoughts on the issue:

- Frankly, over the years, I don't like anybody from Clemson as I believe they are all liars and cheats. Since the 70's, they have been either paying players, paying parents, using their county agricultural agents or doing things like this. They are the masters of deception and guile. I am sorry that they are in this state.

- its one of the clemson coaches

- i think it's ingenious, tiggers triple-douche, er deuce...get the investigators chasing packages around the southeast and they might not notice all the new cars...or stacks of $20's...or booster recruiting...

- who would you believe? A guy that writes for a website (Clemson website, whether its Tigernet, Tiger Illustrated, or the Scout site) or: A former Heisman trophy winner, Hall of Fame Football Coach; who's won a National Title? Hmmm, I think the latter has a "little" bit more credibility than some "journalist" of a fan's website.

- It is a fact they are being sent. Perhaps you Cheatas see what is coming and you are trying to stem the tide. History is clear you cannot get anything worth mentioning done without breaking the rules. When the going gets tough the cheatas start cheating. SOS is about to own you Cheatas.

- clempsCUm continues to prove/show that they are the Sewage of the Universe
when it comes to recruiting. Instigatated the "DEATH PENALTY' in 81' 7 they are just diein' to join SMU!!!!

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Awsome.

Unknown said...

Thank you. Thanks for reading.

Lexington is dumb.

Anonymous said...

diabeedus is dumb

-Wilford Brimley

Anonymous said...

Holy shit, it's Wilford. CALL LIBERTY.

I'm still in awe at the number of hits this site gets. How do the hits work? People who visit? Sign a petition? What? Most of your comments on people just being idiots. One out of every five might be legit, like this one. So while you did a good job in the Question and Answer of answering why your site is so "popular" how does that work? Of course it's popular if it's based on the website tracking how many people come here. If it's posted everywhere, they'll come. Make a site making fun of Clemson fans, it'll do just as good. Mainly because, as you'll argue because you are a Clemson fan, Clemson fans are a pack of retards and have nothing on USC. While Clemson fans would deny that, it's true. Even up here in good ole Virginia they shine their moronic ways. It's amazing to hear the things they say. Of course you're more than welcome to make fun of USC, just saying. I want it to remain evident to you that Clemson fans, overall, are idiots and an embarassment to fanbases everywhere.

Anonymous said...

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IT'S KINDA LIKE IF SOMEONE MADE A POLL ASKING IF THEY WERE GAY AND THE MAJORITY OF THE PEOPLE SAID YES, THAT'D MAKE THAT PERSON GAY, RIGHT?

LOL HI MY NAME IS SMART AND I ADORE CAPS

Anonymous said...

You guys are crushing SC(they are delusional) in the recruiting battle and getting some great players. Regardless, Clemson will be looking for a new coach next year. Wait a minute. Never mind. Clemson will win at least their division next year. I forgot you play in the ACC.

Anonymous said...

yes, anonymous, we do in fact play in the acc. who do you pull for? i am getting tired of all the negativity surrounding the acc. if you tell me you pull for someone in the big east, big 10, pac 10 or the wac, i'll chop your fingers off!

Anonymous said...

I pull for Tennessee Tech State University, bitch!

Everyone has GOT to love the negativity surronding the ACC. I'm a Virginia Tech fan, so of course I won't sit here and bash the ACC. Of course....I won't be delusional about it either. ACC, at this point in time, is a pretty weak conference overall. Hopefully that will change some time down the road.

Until then, we'll be more than happy to sprint through the ACC and watch Clemson choke somewhere down the line.

Anonymous said...

Until a Gamecock fan says the name of one of their best players backwards, I am giving the upper hand to USC in the battle of the Nobodies. Winner winner, chicken dinner. Winner gets....absolutely nothing. Enjoy.


Seriously...Kelly Aaron? That just blows my mind. Forget all the shit you find on the FGF, start posting shit on your own fanbase that everyone, including me, has to put up with.

I'll take care of USC for you, buddy. Focus on your own joke of a fanbase.

I do know a couple of hot USC girls.

Unknown said...

anonymous is breaking ground on a level of dumb yet unseen on the internet before

Anonymous said...

When you have nothing else to say, call someone dumb. It cures all.

Brilliant!

Silly Clemson fans.

Unknown said...

I didn't call someone else dumb; I called you dumb.

Gamecock Politics said...

I think the misinformed author of this blog has it wrong. Clemson true has the players, facilities but coaches. Panic yes, but Tommy Boy Bowden - now that Clemzon is getting the national attention the know they cant live up to expectations.

I predict Bama like Auburn will spank the tiggers and then what... tigger fans everywhere will be calling for Tommy Boy's resignation. True Tommy Boy will never be as crooked at Danny the hillbilly Ford but at least Danny the hillbilly had the same hillbilly accent as as those upstate small time pions in Traveler Rest, Anderson Anderson and Greenvagus - upstate what a bunch of fabricated neo-riche pricks -- all of them BIG FISH in a small small pond.

Unknown said...

more tired hypotheticals from the mind of a gamecock.

Anonymous said...

It's funny to rag on Clemson about every little thing, because all the fans say the same exact thing. "You're dumb."

Sorry, but it is what it is. For both USC and Clemson. Both pathetic fanbases pulling for pathetic schools. Like I said, the edge clearly goes to Clemson but every Clemson fan will guard that with a swift "you're dumb." Good idea. Let's not talk about either team. The hypothetical talk from USC fans is funny. They shouldn't talk about anything. Just play your precious SEC games. Clemson. Same deal. Play your games for your joke of a fanbase and pick which teams you're going to choke against.

Inform me when either of your teams do something worth a damn in this life time.

Anonymous said...

of course they'll say "you're dumb." what else do they have to say when you make fun of their embarassing team and fanbase?

Anonymous said...

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

Anonymous said...

ever had an argument with a clemson fan in person? nine out of ten don't know what the hell they're talking about and make complete jokes out of themselves. as if the school itself needed any help from that joke of a fanbase. most clemson fans, as i've come to notice, don't know much about clemson at all. granted, i know a lot do, but most that I have come to know...don't. okay? okay. most just spout off like little kids and try to bash whoever. usc, alabama, etc. whoever. theyre a joke and its actually somewhat sad to hear most of them.

Unknown said...

I meant, I was wondering if you had any thoughts on Clemson and South Carolina?

Anonymous said...

Thoughts on Clemson and USC.

I think anyone with a brain stem can answer that one for you.

Unfortunately, you might have to leave that joke of a state in order for someone to do that.

Not too far though. Then you'll just get "Who?" too damn much.

Unknown said...

What about the state of South Carolina? How do you feel about that?