Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Tigers & Gamecocks Stand Together

Folks, it's been a tumultuous decade. We have seen a lot of empty promises go unfulfilled, a lot of rhetoric go unchecked, and a lot of potential go down the drain. Year after year we have hoped with bated breath that "this will finally be the year things turn around," and year after year we have been disappointed. We had the chance to do the right thing back in 2003, but we flinched. We allowed our leader to take us down a disastrous path that ruined many, many lives. But even after he screwed things up, we gave him another chance. And look where it's gotten us. However, a change is upon us. The day we have all waited for has arrived. So I implore you, Tigers & Gamecocks fans, be happy. There is an electricity and excitement in the air that we haven't felt in a long, long time. We have a reason to be hopeful. George W. Bush is on his way out, and Barack Obama is going to take this program to a whole new level.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Turn out the lights, the party's over...

Unknown said...

What, y'all don't like Obama?

Anonymous said...

Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabotsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince.

Anonymous said...

Obama = Epic Fail.

McCain = Epic Fail.

Ralph Nader = Win.

The end.


I don't want this to become political. That wouldn't be much fun.

Anonymous said...

I'm not going to turn your blog into a political debate, but as someone who has a very strong knowledge of politics...

Obama, does in fact = Fail.

Want me to elaborate, or can everyone just take my word on it?

Oh, and there's nothing for Clemson fans to rejoice about. At least there won't be after Georgia Tech pummels Clemson into the ground and make Clemsons fans slap their heads and say, "Oh yeah! I forgot we suck! Sorry, we got all caught up in Dabo's little game! Woops!"