Thursday, August 14, 2008

Apology To My Readers

Loyal readers, I do apologize for the lack of content on the site for the past 2 days. For you see, I have taken ill and my strength has been sapped. But good news abounds. I feel much better, and I promise a return to the blog's regular schedule starting tonight. Again, I offer my most sincere apologies, especially to the one anonymous poster who can't go 3 hours without expressing his distaste for the state of South Carolina. I know this has been tougher on you than anyone else.

Speaking of apologies, did anyone catch Kevin McCrary's canned mea culpa to Cris Ard today on his radio show? It was about what I expected from a genuine Louser coward like K-Mac. I assume there are plenty of gamecock fans out there who wish to apologize to the Clemson community as well. Well, good news. I offer you my blog, gamecock fans, to leave your humble sorrys. So get to it.

Stay tuned for my breakdown of the SEC East, and the real scoop on Stephen Garcia's ankle injury.......

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

What real scoop on Stephen Garcia's ankle injury? You mean the one he suffered in practice? I can't imagine what Clemson fans have spun that into.

Anonymous said...

Running from the police is what Clemson fans spun it into. Definitely not hurting it in practice, right? Nope! Running from the cops!

You Clemson fans make me laugh. Keep it up!

Anonymous said...

No need to apologize, my friend.

It's just the internet. Take it easy, hoss.

Anonymous said...

Lmao.

I don't think comments are necessary here. He's embarassed himself already by half the things he has said.

Anonymous said...

Lmao.

I don't think comments are necessary here. He's embarassed himself already by half the things he has said.

Anonymous said...

That's the thing about Clemson fans. They're blind and embarass themselves about everything little thing. They believe anything that is thrown into their empty little heads.

Anonymous said...

An SEC East breakdown from a Clemson fan! Oh boy! Please remember to go plenty in detail with each pick, so we can make sure you're not as stupid as those other inbred Clemson fans you call "friends."

Anonymous said...

Until you dildos start beating us on the field, I think you should probably shut up! And when SS leaves Columbia and you guys are still near the bottom of the sec east, you will have absolutely no room for comment on this site or anywhere else. You and S Garcia can go to Pavlov's and talk about the "great" days when Tanneyhill used to go .500! Have a great two weeks until the season starts and try to come up with some good excuses why you continuously suck!
JE

Anonymous said...

Nice burn at my Carolina bretherns who I just adore making fun of, but I think I should put Clemson in it's proper place as well. You're a middle-of-the-pack ACC team with a no-talent coach. How the hell does Clemson even have the room to talk trash? What have you done? I mean besides choke away and blow your seasons? You should be thanking USC(or not, depends on how you look at it) because if it wasn't for them, your sorry excuse for a coach would have been gone a season or two ago.

It amazed me how Clemson can just jam sunshine into their ear. You do it every season. NC NC NC! Where? What have you done? You can't even get atop the ACC, let alone win against talent. You have sorry excuses for coaches with a fanbas to bias to see that reality.

Face it, as much as Carolina sucks and you beat them, you're just as big of a joke to NCAA football as they are. Get over it. Like I've said- You're two joke teams in a joke of a state. Nobody even cocks a brow at you out of state except your inbred fanbase.

So before you go off on the poor Carolina fans, why don't you take a look at that sorry football team you love and realize it..let it sink it. You're hardly medicore. Get over it.

Anonymous said...

When you put down a team that you lost to, you just put down yourself even more. SC is really bad...really bad like Vanderbilt bad. It's based in stats. You guys are 2-14 against TN. That's not the numbers of a team that should be talking about winning the Sec. I am not trying to be mean but this is to the point of delusion. Give me any positive about this team that would help me forget the overwhelming history of failure that suggests we will walk on Mars before the Gamecocks win the SEC. I actually really think that is likely.

Anonymous said...

A team we've lost to? Sorry buddy, not a Carolina fan. We love your coach. He has that awesome, dumbass grin on his face 24/7. I love how Clemson fans just appear in droves, drooling over overall records. It's embarassing for you. Whenever something doesn't go your way, you always run to overall records. Face it. You're a joke, middle-of-the-pack ACC team. How about you post me stats of your overall record against decent teams in the ACC? Hell, SEC. I don't care. You're just as big of a joke as Duke is, as far as other fans are concerned.

Of course if you've learned anything from being a Clemson fan, you'd know that you're mediocre, and it's not waving bye-bye to you anytime soon.

You and Carolina can go "walk on Mars." And take your joke of a fanbase with you..and stay there. So NCAA football can rejoice that it's disposed of two worthless programs.

Anonymous said...

Well anonymous. Who is your team? I think its only fair for you to reveal who you pull for so that we can have an intelligent conversation. I really hope that your team has won a NC recently b/c you sound a lot like a gamecock in disguise. I do realize that us Clemson fans are disillusioned at times, but what kind of fan isn't? We want to win, we hope to win, and I hope we play your team this year so you can eat crow.
JE

Anonymous said...

Intelligent conversation? Ah, you mean out-shit the moron. Fun. VT fan, actually. And no, that's not a joke. Look through the blogs. I've been enjoying his blog since he started it up. Man, I remember when we played you in Death Valley last season. Your fans were crying so hard after the game you guys could have probably filled up Lake Hartwell. NO NC lately, but we're always a damn good football team. And very good at running your team into the ground. Don't worry, you have Carolina to pick on. I would like to play them though.

Clemson fans are disillusioned...at times? I'll have some of whatever you're having.

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't tell them that, VT fan. They might bust out the dreaded OVERALL RECORD on you, like every other Clemson fan does.

Clemson is the team everyone flocks to. Afterall, what's more entertaining to see a team with as much talent as they have suck it up EVERY season?

Anonymous said...

"Clemson Fans: I hate to break it to you, but the rest of the ACC treats you like a hooker at a bachelor party, just passing you around to be used whenever they want. UNC, Duke and Maryland have their way with you in basketball, and Fla St, Miami, Va Tech and even pathetic BC in football do with you what they want. You end up beaten up and used but with a couple hundred bucks in your pocket so you pretend like you had a good time. Really though, you just keep getting screwed, over and over again. Nobody respects your athletics nationally, not when you simply can't compete with the powers in your own conference. You are nothing to them."

Love,
Everyone

Anonymous said...

"Clemson Fans: I hate to break it to you, but the rest of the ACC treats you like a hooker at a bachelor party, just passing you around to be used whenever they want. UNC, Duke and Maryland have their way with you in basketball, and Fla St, Miami, Va Tech and even pathetic BC in football do with you what they want. You end up beaten up and used but with a couple hundred bucks in your pocket so you pretend like you had a good time. Really though, you just keep getting screwed, over and over again. Nobody respects your athletics nationally, not when you simply can't compete with the powers in your own conference. You are nothing to them."

Love,
Everyone

Anonymous said...

That's a hell of an analogy. Perfect fit.

Anonymous said...

That's a hell of an analogy. Perfect fit.

Anonymous said...

Lmao.

Good laughs.

Anyway.

Get to feeling better so I can see your magical predictions and see what Clemson fans have spun Garcia's ankle situation into.

Anonymous said...

Clemson fan talking trash to VT? Now I've seen EVERYTHING.

Dude, you know the old saying.

At first you don't succeed, maybe failure is your style.

Anonymous said...

all joking aside, who will be behind center for you guys this year? glennon or taylor? or will you use both again? should be an interesting battle...although as a fan you may have more insight into it. i hope we do meet up with you in the acccg.

Anonymous said...

All sign point to Glennon at this point in time. He's had an insanely good offseason. I guess the proverbial lightbulb finally came on for him in the spring. Taylor will be in the mix with different packages, but Glennon will be the man.